Hi there, Jo Myles back again, and this time I’m talking about the humble crochet granny square. Poor old granny squares, they don’t get great press. There are too many truly awful examples from the 70s still hanging around to haunt us…
But aside from these fashion disasters, granny squares are often scorned as just too simple to bother with. Experienced crocheters move onto ever more complex projects, but I reckon there’s a timeless beauty to the classic granny square.
Granny squares are often a novice crocheter’s first project, and for a very good reason. Not only are they an excellent way to practice the basic double crochet stitch, but they introduce you to working in rounds, are small enough to be finished in one session, and great for using up small amounts of leftover yarn. What’s more, they can be made as large or as small as you want – not only can you adjust the hook size and yarn weight to get a certain size square, but as you start in the middle and work out, you can keep on adding rounds until it’s the size you need. You can even make a whole blanket this way, out of one giant granny square. I have a lovely rainbow afghan made this way (and a really cute kitten to go with it!)
I also like the fact granny squares are a portable project requiring little concentration. Perfect for picking up late in the evening when my brain’s too fuzzy to follow a pattern, or for carrying with me to crochet when out and about.
But what on earth can you do with a granny square? Or two, or three, or… [think of a number, any number]? Afghans are the classic choice, much beloved of the older crocheting generation, and they don’t have to be purely a mishmash of colours where people have used up their yarn ends. Sometimes they’re planned and can look incredibly stylish, especially if one colour is allowed to predominate and tie the whole thing together, or if different sized blocks are used. That said, there’s a place for the yarn end afghan too. I inherited one that was made for my gran by my aunt, so whenever I look it at it reminds me of two of my favourite people.
Other easy granny square projects are scarves, skinny ties and belts (just keep on joining them in a row), bags (two large granny squares joined together and a crocheted strap added, egg cosies (two tiny granny squares joined together). And if you want to create more complex shapes, you can join those little squares together into all manner of patterns. I love this granny square slipper pattern! I’m gutted my daughter has now grown out of her granny square jacket (see photo to the right, pattern from Candy Tots), but I suppose I’ll just have to make her another, larger one.
Speaking of larger granny square jackets, I was given this gorgeous 70s jacket a few years back and absolutely adore it, despite it being made with wool so itchy, I can only wear it over a high-necked, long-sleeved top. It’s made out of only 16 whole squares, 12 half squares and 6 quarter squares, with the sleeves and hood crocheted on in simple rows of double crochet. And if you fancy something a little more raunchy, there are even a few granny square bikini patterns out there. Unfortunately I have yet to track down a granny square willy warmer. Perhaps I’ll have to design my own…
For those who’ve either never tried or have forgotten how to make a granny square, here’s how you go about it (written using the US terms for stitches, because I’m bilingual like that):
Foundation ring: Chain a few stitches and join them into a ring by working a slip stitch into the first chain. This will be the centre of your square. I usually chain four for the centre, but you can work from anything between one and six chains as that centre. You can even use a magic ring if you know how to make those.
Round 1: chain three stitches. This is the equivalent of a double crochet stitch. Then make a double crochet into the ring, followed by another double crochet into the ring, and you have your beginning cluster. Then chain between one and three stitches to create the corner space (most people use two, but I’ve always preferred three). Make another cluster of three double crochets into the ring, then chain 1-3 (depending on preference). Make this cluster followed by 1-3 corner chain another two times. You will now have four clusters. Make a slip stitch into the top chain of that initial three that I told you was your first “double crochet”. Congratulations! You now have the smallest size of granny square.
If you want to change colour in the next round, you can cut off your yarn here and join the new yarn in any corner space. If you’re continuing with the same colour, then make a slip stitch into the top of the next two double crochets, then again into the corner space.
Round 2 and all subsequent rounds are worked by first making your beginning cluster, then working another 1-3 chains for your corner space in this round, and another cluster to finish off that corner. Between each cluster along the edge you make a one chain space. In the next round, you work your clusters into these one chain spaces. Corner spaces always get filled with a cluster, chain 1-3, cluster. It really is easy peasy, and if you want a picture or video tutorial there are plenty out there. Here’s a good one I found:
http://www.craftstylish.com/item/1437/granny-square-how-to/page/all
Just bear in mind, there’s no right or wrong way to make a granny square and many crocheters do it differently. Ultimately, if it lies flat and you like the look of it, you’re doing it the right way.
Beyond the basic square
But granny squares don’t actually have to be square. Once you’ve mastered the basic square, there are all kinds of variations out there. Granny hexagons are just as simple to make, but look even more striking. You can also make a granny square that starts off as a circle, before being squared in the last couple of rounds.
Joining the tricky little buggers
One thing that puts many people off making things out of granny squares is the prospect of weaving all the yarn ends away and then joining them together at the end. I can totally sympathise, having joined that cute little jacket of Daisy’s using the sewing method. Never again! It took almost as long to do as making it in the first place. I now know a couple of great cheats for joining squares. Perhaps the simplest is to join them while you’re making them. Here’s a wonderful pictorial lesson showing you how:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/90733686@N00/sets/72157617721257414/with/3470244745/
Another way that works well is to crochet the joining seam. This leaves a distinct ridge on the wrong side of the work, but it’s quick to do and results in a seam that stretches with the fabric. I now use crocheted seams on all my garments, including knitted projects. It’s so much quicker and more enjoyable than sewing. Here’s a tutorial on joining with a slip stitch, but you can also use a single crochet stitch to join (my preference):
http://attic24.typepad.com/weblog/joining-granny-sqaures.html
And finally, for those who want to get adventurous, here’s a method that results in an almost invisible join, which also adds another round to the edge of each square:
http://carinascraftblog.wardi.dk/2009/06/granny-square-joining-tutorial.html
I can’t really help you with the weaving yarn ends away issue, other than to suggest you do it after making each square rather than saving it all up until the end. Yarn ends are a necessary evil when changing colour regularly, and the “crocheting over the yarn end” method doesn’t really work with all the open spaces in a granny square. However, if anyone else has any good tips, please share them
Anyone else out there a fan of the granny square? Have any good patterns to share? Or do you just find them too retro for words?
And finally, proof that dodgy granny square fashion disasters aren’t just a thing of the past…
Right. I’m off to crochet myself a granny square bikini ;P
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Josephine Myles first learnt to crochet when she was eighteen. After making one beret that turned into a teacosy and frustrated with the crappy choice of yarn in her local shops, she decided the craft just wasn’t for her. Fast forward ten years, and having a bun in the oven prompted Jo to have a go at crocheting some teeny-tiny baby things. Fortunately, by this time the world had caught up with her and there were all kinds of sexy yarns out there to indulge in. A few years later she taught herself knitting and dressmaking, and she hasn’t looked back since.
When she’s not busy with yarn or sewing machine, Jo can be found with her head in a book, pottering in the garden or running around after her daughter. She should probably get back to writing the steamy manlove novels, shouldn’t she?
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Tam
We want pics of that binkini. I have to say I kind of like the hexagon shaped blanket. Quite attractive. Cate’s dress, less so. 0_o I think for bright neon colours for kids, something like your daughter’s sweater or that itchy one it looks kind of cute and retro, but I think for most adults (someone punish that boy in the shorts – gah) they are just too… Something.
I love the look on that blonde’s face at the top. Kind of a dead pleading look in her eyes. LOL
Josephine Myles
Cate’s dress is just mind-boggling. She’s so beautiful and famous she can just about get away with it, but I don’t think it suits her at all. I know what you mean about them being better for kids, and some adults who really rock the retro look might be able to get away with them. Not that blonde’s top, though. That’s too awful for words!
Cole
I swear that is the CUTEST sweater jacket that I have ever seen! And Daisy looks so adorable in it!
So, even though I rarely crochet, you have me in the mood now. And I like granny squares because I can do one and put the project away and still feel like I made some progress. I think I’ll start making an afghan like the picture with the circular ones. I love that one!
Thanks!
Oh, when I was looking up a simple pattern for the circular ones, I came across this pillow which is adorable: http://blairpeter.typepad.com/weblog/2012/02/a-granny-square-with-a-circle-center-tutorial.html
Josephine Myles
Daisy does look extra-specially cute in granny squares, it must be said. The colours are amazing too – Rowan yarn strikes again
That’s fantastic that you’re going to start crocheting again! I love that circles afghan too. I’m really tempted… *Glares at the pile of unfinished projects*
Chris
Ok, Daisy looks adorable in granny squares, but… I’m still not convinced. Growing up in the 70s can scar you for life….
Josephine Myles
LOL! I think I’m just too young to remember granny square apparel from that era – I turned three in 1980. There are photos of my dad wearing a really gross orange and yellow crochet tie in the 70s, though. To his wedding, no less. Mum was not impressed.
Chris
I think I turned 14 at the end of 1980, so… Yeah.
Sadonna
OMG! Your daughter and that jacket are absolutely adorable! I think there just might be an age limit on granny square apparel perhaps.
I’m with Chris though – I think all the bad sweaters and vests of the early 70s have scarred me also. I may even have a school picture taken in one circa 1972 or 1973 that is completely hideous – and I had the granny glasses to match as well and a horrible 70s haircut to boot!
Josephine Myles
But if there’s an age limit, does that mean I can’t wear my retro jacket again?
The 70s did seem to be a particularly bad era for knitwear, I must say. And haircuts. I do feel sincerely sorry for everyone who suffered the indignity of a bowl cut. Mind you, I had a mullet in the 80s. I’m not sure that was an improvement…
Sadonna
Well mine wasn’t a bowl cut, but I hadn’t been allowed to get my hair cut until I was 9 years old and I was going away to Girl Scout camp for a week. Somehow my mother thought I would not be able to handle waist length hair on my own. So that would have been 1972 and I had just gotten glasses as well. I describe the haircut as looking like a blind person had cut my hair. I believe the style was called the “gypsy” – no idea why. But it was certainly awful and I think it might have been a precursor to the mullet which I thankfully never had to endure.
My sister and I received lots of bad sweaters and vests from my Auntie though (the one with the guns in the yarn boxes). Thankfully not too many pictures have survived to further the humiliation! If you ever want a really good laugh, look online for the 70s Sears or JC Penney catalogs. They are horrifically bad but hilarious.
Carole Lake
That 70s jacket is gorgeous. I remember how itchy that yarn was, though. Suggest you don’t use it for the bikini!
Carole
Josephine Myles
Horribly itchy stuff – it’s the sort of yarn that gives wool a bad name!
Hehe – I don’t seriously intend to make a bikini, but if I did, I’d use cotton or bamboo yarn
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PD Singer
I think that fellow’s shorts ARE the punishment. Whatever he did to be forced into wearing them, I bet he never did it again.
I have an afghan I started more than a year ago and still have to finish. Sigh. The baby is about to have a birthday.
Josephine Myles
I think it might have been having the photo posted online that was the real punishment (although I have the horrible feeling he’s the one who designed and made them!)
That’s the problem with making baby things larger than booties. Those critters grow so fast, I can’t keep up with them!